Better Start Updating Edition

So it's been, what, two weeks since I've last been online?  Not much has happened, so no one really missed out.  My community did a clean-out, so were down to 1100 active members, I've been failing tests and exams, getting in fights with my girlfriend, and working my ass off to pay for her apartment next year.  Can't say I'm not dedicated.  So lay off, assholes.

I'm kidding!  Come back...  here's a picture I made in the glory days of Halo 3.

So after checking my last post, I left off at 42,440 G.  Quite a bit has happened since then, most notably conquering Skyrim and shipping it off to my little brother so he might share in the extravagance that is Tamriel.  Since there are simply too many to go through, I'll just highlight a few.

• Oblivion Walker - 30G - Collect 15 Daedric artifacts.  If you haven't played this, you might be thinking, "Oh hey, this might be easy.  I'll pick them up on my way through the story and be done with it soon enough." Yeah well, you're wrong.  These are completely separate quests and each takes around a half-hour to complete.  If you're British, half past a monkey's ass.  Each of these artifacts is extremely powerful, also extremely useless.
• Thu'um Master - 20G - Learn 20 Shouts.  So there are only 20 shouts, or something like that.  You have to learn one word from each shout, which also takes approximately three hundred years to do. 
• The Eye of Magnus - 30G - Completed the Mage's Guild Quests.  Kinda long, kinda annoying.  Was not a fan.
• Hail Sithis! - 30G - Completed the Dark Brotherhood quests.  Long, fun, exciting, definitely would do it again. 

So I reveled, absolutely reveled, in the listing of Skyrim under my Completed Games list.  Then I enjoyed a shot of Revel Stoke.  Then I took a look at the rest of my played games... and noticed I had an extremely low percentage for Call of Duty: World at War, mainly in the areas of Veteran Campaign and Nazi Zombies.
So I dropped $10 for my missing map pack and got to work.

• Kamikaze - 15G - Completed a mission without completing a single shot.
• Lights Out! - 10G - Shot out all the spotlights on "Black Cats."
• The Sum of All Zeros - 15G - Shot down 45 Japanese Zeros on "Black Cats."
• Iron Fist - 15G - Destroyed all towers in that one tank level.
• Ruthless - 15G - Killed 15 enemies while on a tank machine gun.
• Gunslinger - 15G - Killed General Amsel with a pistol shot.  Also, this one is a bitch.
• Scorched Earth - 30G - Complete "Burn 'em Out" on Veteran.
• Dead Air - 10G - Activated the musical Easter egg on Shi No Numa.
• Big Brawler - 30G - Killed 10 enemies in one InstaKill.
• Fertilizer Man - 30G - Killed 200 enemies in one game.
• Hammer Time - 10G -  Repaired 200 window boards in one game.

So I finish this update at a much better looking 45,235 G. I've also moved up a rank in my lovely home state of Minnesota, to 137th.  This one guy in my community is ranked 34th in Delaware, but he has a whole 4,000 less gamerscore than me.  Not.  Even.  Fair.